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Dr. San Guinary | Audio Archive

The Audio Archive features a small library of audio fies i have collected over the years.

New to the Audio Archive are a collection of home recordings of now lost Dr. San Guinary bumpers. These lost bumpers were recorded by myself as a child using a variety of cassette tape recorders. The process of recording was crude; i would hold a microphone to the tiny speaker on the television, and try not to giggle too much. Background noise was always a problem with this sort of recording, and on many of these recordings you can faintly hear my mother, or other relatives talking to each other.

Later, I would listen to these recordings over and over again while i drew or read. At the time, i could recall what exactly happened in those bumpers in my memory. Nowadays, it’s not so cear. ;)

Sometime in the late 90’s, i finally took those old dusty cassette tapes and transfered the audio to a better quality cassette, and then in 2002 i finally got them all into digital format. I had meant to post them to this website long ago, but i just never got around to it.

The numbers in the titles are for my reference only, and are not reflective of the actual episode number.



Creature Feature SFX

These are the real deal. This audio was the actual sound effects tracks used on Creature Feature for years.

This audio file was produced from the audio carts i received from Charlie Cioffero. True story: Charlie found these audio carts laying in a trash can after someone cleared out the audio tape from the vaults. He snagged them up, transferred the sound to a cassette tape, and then donated them to the Weblab.

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Doc’s Laugh

Doc’s famous laugh

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Roll That Movie!

The movie is about to begin …

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Igor SFX

Igors famous roar.

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Time Machine SFX

The Time Machine that Doc made creates a lot of noise.

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Commercial – Spook-a-rama

Mid-summer is Spook-a-rama time in Omaha! This commercial ran in 1976-77.

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Commercial – Zany Zappers

As part of the Dr. San Guinary Film Festival, Doc introduced a prize in 1979-80; plastic sunglasses with LEDs in the lenses, known as “zany zappers”.

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Doc Sells His House

In this series of bumpers, Doc is trying to sell off his house.

(Sorry for the quality of this recording, it was done on a mono hand held tape recorder. Subsequent recordings were done on better equipment.)

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San Guinary Film Festival

Doc talks about the first Dr. San Guinary Film Festival. Doc gets into a fight with Igor (who wants his entry ran first) and is “strung up” in a load of old film. Doc explains the rules one more time.

(Sorry for the quality of this recording, it was done on a mono hand held tape recorder. Subsequent recordings were done on better equipment. The giggling you hear in the background is mine.)

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Under Contruction

KMTV has just moved, so Doc & Igor are busy building their new lab. In this series of bumpers, Doc works out the details of building the lab with Igor.

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The News Van

Still without a set, Doc steals a news van.

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Angry Dad

After dispatching a kid who was vandalizing his house, Doc is confronted by the kid’s father.

(The video of these bumpers still exist, and will be featured in the upcoming Dr. San Guinary DVD.)

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Doc recovers from New Year’s Eve

Suffering from a bad hangover, Doc tries cope while Igor attempts to help him.

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Doc meets Baba Yaga

Doc meets the infamous witch Baba Yaga, who has a huge crush on the ol’ Doc. Listen closely to these bumpers and see if you can find the dirty joke KMTV censors didn’t catch.

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Creature Feature Presents: “Potgut”

Taking the advice of t.v. “consultants”, Doc prepares to become a food critic.

(The video of these bumpers do exist, and will be part of the Dr. San Guinary DVD due out in 2011)

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San Guinary Film Festival 2

In these bumpers, Doc has to explain that in order to enter the film festival, the entries have to be motion pictures and not a drawing. Meanwhile, the crew heckles Doc by whistling the theme to “Miss Jean’s Storytime”.

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San Guinary Film Festival 3

The film festival marches on with actual movies…

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San Guinary Film Festival 4 : The Complaint

This series of bumpers were a favorite of mine, and perhaps a preview of the 80’s preoccupation with political correctness.

Doc talks about a phone call KMTV received that complained about the “violence” in one of the festival entries. It was obvious that Doc was asked to apologize…and he did, but not without making a stand of his own.

I was very impressed. But i have to wonder if this event helped John Jones to decide to retire in 1981.

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San Guinary Film Festival 5 : MDA Events

The film festival continues. Vic Lucas stops by the lab to talk about various MDA events that are coming up.

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Labor Day Events

This series of bumpers features various people talking with Doc about MDA benefit events.

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Dr. Dave and Igor Weather Report

An odd impromptu recording. During the KMTV evening news, “Crazy” Dr. Dave (the station’s weatherman at the time) was doing his weather report with Igor.

When i saw Igor’s hand on the screen, i raced to the guest room, grabbed my tape recorder, and recorded this bit. It was a surprise to me, because this happened after John retired the Dr. San Guinary character.

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KMTV Station ID #4

KMTV station id from the late 70’s/early 80’s

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KMTV Station ID #3

KMTV station id from the late 70’s/early 80’s

(poor quality i am afraid)

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KMTV Station ID #2

KMTV station id from the late 70’s/early 80’s

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KMTV Station ID #1

KMTV station id from the late 70’s/early 80’s

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MDA Telethon 001

Doc at the Fishbowl promoting local charity events, and chatting with folks.

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MDA Telethon 002

Doc drives in on a go-cart. Doc interviews people at the Fishbowl.

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MDA Telethon 003

Doc interviews a young boy about going to MDA camp.

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